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    thosefreshguys:

    No matter how much we fight over the stupidest things, no matter what happens between us or what people think about us, I’m always going to love you..

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    magicalmanhattanproject:

    if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

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    lamelohan:

    parent: im down the street
    *actually 30 miles away*


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