No matter how much we fight over the stupidest things, no matter what happens between us or what people think about us, I’m always going to love you..



    if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

    Ladies real talk


    parent: im down the street
    *actually 30 miles away*

    (Source: unclefather)

    • gay kid: hey i like your shoes
    • straight boy: haha thanks but im straight
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