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    You are the average of the five people you spend the most time with.
    Jim Rohn (via psych-facts)

    assliam:

    im either annoying or annoyed like thats it

    kawaiicornsnake:

    kawaiicornsnake:

    I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

    Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy

    vaginomics:

    when somebody cuts you off mid-story

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    • mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes

    lintott:

    no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

    10880-malibu-point-california:

    awkwardrabbit:

    failstun:

    tltty:

    hot waiters make me nervous & forget what i want to order

    they are the order

    I’d like a piece of that ass

    no one should ever let us outside

    (Source: hungarian)

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