Jim Rohn (via psych-facts)
im either annoying or annoyed like thats it
I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy
when somebody cuts you off mid-story
- mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes
no one ever likes me as much as i like them
10880-malibu-point-california:
hot waiters make me nervous & forget what i want to order
they are the order
I’d like a piece of that ass
no one should ever let us outside
(Source: hungarian)

